Yea, got a new computer, it's a Dell XPS, manfriend bought it for me, it's worth more than my car and I'm not even joking.

Oh and I got tagged, I ain't sayin by who cause they're jerks.



THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jess
2. Insomniac
3. Jess

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Insomniac
2. aninsomniacsbite
3. jaysee0987 (I have an issue)

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Played Age of Empires III
2. Checked my phone
3. Played with my rats

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm a nice asshole
2. I say the wrong thing and then make up for it by awesome jokes.
3. I'm a jerk

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'mma fatty
2. Not having the courage to stand up for myself.
3. Making fun of fauxmo's

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Ireland
2. Germany
3. Venus

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. You're Mom
2. Loosing the one thing that keeps me from loosing it
3. My house exploding and or a zombie invasion

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Pj Pants
2. Pj Shirt
3. ... yea that's it.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Crack
2. Internet
3. Video Games

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Cell Phone
2. Fish Tank
3. Computer

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Metallica
2. Rascall Flatts
3. ... Jason Mraz.

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Dealing with things before they get out of hand
2. Not stressing
3. Knowing that everything isn't the end.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "100 in 55"- Pop Evil
2. "Would you Love a Monster Man"- Lordi
3. "I'm Moving on"- Rascall Flatts

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Not hating life
2. Living
3. Finding a GOOD job

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Having friends who tag for surveys!
2. Using all those people I used
3. Being a total failure

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Humor
2. Communication
3. Good Sex (whhaaaat?)

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. What?
2. A Slower Rotation
3. A Cleaner Enviroment

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (GUESS THE LIE):
1. My Pants Have Stars on Them
2. My Rats names are Delilah and Miss Sniffles
3. I've never had just ONE job

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. For them to actually be the opposite sex
2. Cleanliness
3. Attention Span longer than a goldfish

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Understanding
2. Humility
3. Strong Will

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Eat Smoked Clams
2. Do Drugs
3. Math

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Smaller Waist
2. Long Auburn Hair
3. Guiltlessness

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Money
2. Money
3. Check

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Radiation Poisoning from a Radioactive Sloth
2. Anti-Pants Theories
3. Too Many Horror Movies

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Watching my Fish
2. Reading
3. Creating Sims

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Sleep
2. Figure out why the manfriend isn't here and didn't call me.
3. Find a way to keep my room clean

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Teacher
2. Working in a Museum
3. Hobo

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
1. England
2. Ireland
3. ESCALATOR LAND

THREE CARTOON/TV CHARACTERS:
1. Cosmo
2. Dr. House
3. Velma

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Rick
2. Gregory
3. Arthur

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Christie
2. Jeanie
3. Brenda

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Find the Cure for Cancer
2. Eat one of Every kind of Donut
3. Care